On How An Egg Teaches the Fine Art of Patience

I remain a mere novice at the feet of Patience.

To aid in my learning journey, several years ago, I purchased a Big Green Egg. (Can you see what I did there. By assigning a moral imperative to an $1100 purchase, I baptized it. As if by magic, I transformed it from a Want to a Need).

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